Someone is fed up with the current state of tech-house and has launched a petition to ban its existence.
Launched by a self-described “elitist prick”, the petition declares that tech-house has “no indistinguishable qualities” and also goes so far as to call it “offensive to any form of musicality”.
Still, the person behind this petition “would rather be stuck in a lift with Rosie O’Donnell [American comedian] and the whole cast of Loose Women after a bad curry than at a tech-house gig”.
“I am also 27 years old and can’t get a girlfriend, so if someone can sort me out with one of those too please that’d be ace. Can’t figure out why I don’t have one, but I’m assuming it’s because I am an elitist prick who gets angry over people’s musical preferences and spends too much time online shitposting and being sad.”
So far the petition has 75 backers. Stay tuned to see what happens if it hits 100.
